"You drove through the wall of a nursing home, stole a patient's wheelchair, drove the suspect down a hallway in the stolen wheelchair and launched him out a sixth story window, all without reading the suspect his Miranda rights! What have you got to say for yourself, Callahan?"
"I'm smooth, Chief."

"It took me 25 years to design this," he says, and that's a bummer because he's a business card designer and has only been able to finish two projects, lifetime. Not to worry, though - he's well on his way to being profitable, provided he continues working until at least the year 2860.

We couldn't start 2010 without remembering the best billboard of last year.