What is it about Mr. T that leads every poor kid in televisiondom to follow him around? Do inner city parents just explain to their sons and daughters, “My child, if you want a chance at a better life – if you want to not be someone's fool, then you must follow this man wherever he goes”?

In the pilot episode, the A-Team joins forces in the Los Angeles underground. Their first mission: to help the residents of East L.A. find and develop new standup comedy talent so whitey doesn't constantly associate their neighborhood with Paul Rodriguez.