My Year With The A-Team
"It's Bizarro-A-Team: B.A. has time for the jibba jabba and Hannibal hates when a plan comes together."
How did the internet write an A-Team episode before the internet was really even around? Nonetheless, the team hides from the military at the home of one Paul Vazquez, aka Double Rainbow Guy, where everything is SO INTENSE WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! But what does it meeeean?
"The team is welding and sawing and hoisting things as if we were in the New Yankee Workshop... OF DOOM."
After a particularly difficult mission and more than a few close calls with explosives, Face reveals he never wanted to become a soldier of fortune in the Los Angeles underground.... he'd always wanted to be... a lumberjack! And so the team heads to British Columbia to leap from tree to tree and float down some mighty rivers. The larch, etc.
"The colonel and the chief, and a firehouse full of innuendo. Prime time heat, 80's style!"
When we left off, the A-Team was somewhere on the Amazon, trying to save Tawnia's stringy boyfriend from Mr. Coffin, the ferocious ocean pirate. But Coffin confides in Hannibal that he is not the dread pirate Coffin, that he inherited it, and that the real Coffin had been retired 15 years and was living like a king in Patagonia. And Hannibal is intrigued...
"Mr. Coffin was sensational throughout. Way better than Mr. Peanut, who was also briefly considered for the role."
When we left off, the A-Team was somewhere on the Amazon, trying to save Tawnia's stringy boyfriend from Mr. Coffin, the ferocious ocean pirate. But Coffin confides in Hannibal that he is not the dread pirate Coffin, that he inherited it, and that the real Coffin had been retired 15 years and was living like a king in Patagonia. And Hannibal is intrigued...
"Hannibal's taking a complicated and dangerous international mission solely to zing a guy!"
Murdock signs up for water aerobics at the VA mental hospital, and soon he's got the whole A-Team enjoying the benefits of low-impact, water-based stretches and bends. But they soon run afoul of a diabolical enemy: the Big Mouth Billy Bass, which surrounds them in a large outdoor pool and repeatedly sings its off-key version of “Take Me To the River” until it looks like the team is about to break...
