I can sum up the movie in three words: “Abraxas with cleavage”
Science Fiction
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
Brady Carlson - March 1st, 2006
Abraxas is an eleven thousand year old Finder. Finders locate kittens when they go into space, or something. Secundus is a renegade Finder who's a dead ringer for Bob Vila, were he to take These Old Steroids and get a Scandanavian accent. They're both trying to find a mute boy on Earth before the secret equation in his mind destroys the universe. Ladies and gentlemen, chaos theory is now writing movie scripts!
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