Like all quantities, horror has its ultimate, and Richard Nixon Vodka Robot is that Aug 06, 2009
This is what your $6M bought, folks Jan 12, 2009

It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."

It's basic dog psychology Oct 24, 2008
FoxTrap Jan 02, 2008

"Foxtrap" is most easily broken into three main narrative segments: 1) there's Fred Williamson, 2) there's a few other characters, 3) Fred Williamson kills the other characters.

But Knocking Out Don Henley Is A Mitigating Factor, Right? Dec 24, 2006
Cocaine Cowboys Dec 02, 2006

The late 70's. Drugs. Terrible rock music. Jack Palance. Andy Warhol. Even more terrible disco music. A nerd getting doused in baby powder by a semi-nude maid. I am now older than my parents, having watched these interminable scenes.

Galaxis May 01, 2006

I can sum up the movie in three words: "Abraxas with cleavage"

Truck Turner Apr 04, 2006
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe Mar 01, 2006
Frogs May 01, 2005

There are frogs in the picture, so it's called “Frogs.” Hang onto that sentence tight, because it's the last thing that's going to make sense for a while.