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| Like all quantities, horror has its ultimate, and Richard Nixon Vodka Robot is that Aug 06, 2009 | |
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This is what your $6M bought, folks Jan 12, 2009 It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs." |
| It's basic dog psychology Oct 24, 2008 | |
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FoxTrap Jan 02, 2008 "Foxtrap" is most easily broken into three main narrative segments: 1) there's Fred Williamson, 2) there's a few other characters, 3) Fred Williamson kills the other characters. |
| But Knocking Out Don Henley Is A Mitigating Factor, Right? Dec 24, 2006 | |
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Cocaine Cowboys Dec 02, 2006 The late 70's. Drugs. Terrible rock music. Jack Palance. Andy Warhol. Even more terrible disco music. A nerd getting doused in baby powder by a semi-nude maid. I am now older than my parents, having watched these interminable scenes. |
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Galaxis May 01, 2006 I can sum up the movie in three words: "Abraxas with cleavage" |
| Truck Turner Apr 04, 2006 | |
| Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe Mar 01, 2006 | |
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Frogs May 01, 2005 There are frogs in the picture, so it's called “Frogs.” Hang onto that sentence tight, because it's the last thing that's going to make sense for a while. |
