Bad Movies

This is what your $6M bought, folks

"Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write '24' recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."

It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."

FoxTrap

"Where does a guy go looking for a rich guy's wayward daughter? The Cannes Film Festival, of course!"

"Foxtrap" is most easily broken into three main narrative segments: 1) there's Fred Williamson, 2) there's a few other characters, 3) Fred Williamson kills the other characters.

Think About This: A Workplace Safety Video

Welcome to the factory of the damned - "Modern Times" as directed by Sam Peckinpah and filmed by your cable access station.

Welcome to the factory of the damned - Modern Times as directed by Sam Peckinpah and filmed by your cable access station.