Bad Movies

I just know the theatrical version of Point Break is gonna set back my plans for Suzanne Somers Presents She's The Sheriff: The Interactive Exhibit. Well, that, and that Suzanne Somers won't return my calls. How about a water park thrill ride based on The Chevy Chase Show?

"Foxtrap" is most easily broken into three main narrative segments: 1) there's Fred Williamson, 2) there's a few other characters, 3) Fred Williamson kills the other characters.

Consult a lawyer before beating some dude up in the street - or at least consult the Wiki entry for Rocky V:

Not only do the police not break up the street fight between Rocky and Gunn, which is being shown on live television, but they seem to watch, and then arrest only Gunn, letting Rocky walk away. Winning a street fight does not absolve a participant from criminal charges.

The late 70's. Drugs. Terrible rock music. Jack Palance. Andy Warhol. Even more terrible disco music. A nerd getting doused in baby powder by a semi-nude maid. I am now older than my parents, having watched these interminable scenes.

I can sum up the movie in three words: “Abraxas with cleavage”