Mick Foley

Kurt Angle got hit with a board a lot so SUICIDE could debut, but SUICIDE got hurt so now Jeff Jarrett hits him with guitars and they make fun of their marriages, or something. In other words, things are looking up AND making lots of sense. This, my peoples, is a company on solid ground.

He's gracious about Crazy Vince and WWE, and says he's looking forward to fighting Sting in a Last Known Copy of the Lost In Cleveland Angle ON A POLE match.

Wrestling news that rolled over the Georgian border with reports of casualties, causing NATO to issue a statement of concern.

Wrestling news that may ban driving and start seeding clouds to remove the smog before Friday's opening ceremonies.

It should be noted that, by getting Warrior to do a hiptoss, Rob Van Dam has instantly earned the title of greatest wrestling trainer of all time.