movies

Try Not to Think of Me Drowning You as Attempted Drowning

We're thinking of changing the sign on our front door to read "NO SOLICITORS OR VIOLENT GENOME CREATURES."

An Easter Crime Roundup

Permit me to mix my metaphors as I draw an odd but important conclusion: if I could hire Keith Morrison to be the Fraulein Maria of my household, I'd do it. Then he could tell me tales of the Murder at Onion Soup Junction as we turn our draperies into suits for forensic lab techs.

Thus Distinguishing It From, Say, Romantic Comedy

An erotic thriller is erotic and a thriller, and they're thrillers that are also erotic. Everybody got that?

Green Lake Summer Movie Preview 2008

The blogosphere is still abuzz about "Snakes On a Liquid Cargo Barge", largely because they suggested Jackson's new catchphrase, "I'm so glad I didn't take a motherf___ing liquid fuel barge to motherf___ing Belgium."