WWE

I've been crying my eyes out since Mike Adamle resigned as Raw General Manager. I can't look at Batista without saying "Call him Dave!, dammit!" And Smackdown's main event brought me to tears, thinking of how a WW superstar like Jeff Harvey would never have been able to pin the Undertaker without Captain Mike's encouragement.

Crazy Vince McMahon has finally realized what the rest of us have known all along: that having lots of acting sketches with people who can't act, despite being industry standard, is not good for ratings.

Did you want a shoot? Because - ok, the writers were forcing me to do this gimmick and I won't do it anymore, so forget it. BS like this is why the company's in the damn shape it's in!

The Fat Man does bad sequels

Fat Man and his cronies tackle the WWE's latest ppv.