Wrestling

I've been crying my eyes out since Mike Adamle resigned as Raw General Manager. I can't look at Batista without saying "Call him Dave!, dammit!" And Smackdown's main event brought me to tears, thinking of how a WW superstar like Jeff Harvey would never have been able to pin the Undertaker without Captain Mike's encouragement.

Wrestling news that is "going rogue" according to senior advisors.

Lance Cade had some sort of seizure brought on by "personal demons" and is out of WWE. I know, you're thinking "Hamburglar," but I think it was actually brought on by reading Freddie Prinze's blog about C.M. Punk, which certainly could induce seizures.

Jason Hervey makes fun of his own ideas for WCW, saying "Over a handful of Coors Light, they all sounded pretty entertaining." A handful of beer? Ever heard of a can, butthead?

Creative has nothing for Karen Angle, which means it's probably a SWERVE and she'll win the TNA World Title from Sting in a Bean Shane Victorino ON A POLE match next week on Impact.