Tom Poston's mild-mannered character goes on a killing spree and the A-Team has to blow him up with explosives instead of build him up with song, dance and laughter. The only episode of “The A-Team” co-written by Irving Berlin and David Mamet.

It's a matchup for the ages: Bugs Bunny's tricks (“Wabbit Season!” “A-Team Season!”) vs. Hannibal's plans, at least until Face decides the best way to settle things is through a game of Texas Hold 'Em: one round, winner take all. Also, Murdock dresses like a lady bunny to try to romance Bugs.

The A-Team gets hired by MECC, the educational software group, to do some field research for their new game, “Oregon Trail.” A thief steals two wagon tongues, Murdock loses the trail and must wait for three days, and Hannibal gets dysentery and cannot ford the river just east of Bad Rock.

While hiding from Colonel Lynch in Nevada, the A-Team lands smack in the middle of a violent struggle between the retirees who still have teeth left and the diabolical June Allyson and her gang of Denture Diablos. Hannibal manages to turn them back by converting a handful of Werther's Originals into a neutron bomb.

The A-Team considers folding up the commando tent when approached by a representative of the Fatburger company. They're pursuing an aggressive expansion strategy up the west coast, and they want Hannibal to open a drive-thru in Modesto. But an evil burger heiress played by guest star Clara “Where's the beef” Peller wants her piece of the pie – er, beef, er, whatever already, leading to a flame-broiled showdown that means food, folks and firepower.