In the most convoluted episode of network television ever produced, Face decides to leave the A-Team to marry one of his special lady friends, a maker of traditional hand hooked rugs, but a renegade rug maker decides to force her out of business the hard way. She then hires the A-Team, which can't complete the mission unless Face is around to get them supplies.

The A-Team is sent to help Wilford Brimley remember the number to order diabetes supplies over the phone, but not before Brimley's nemesis, a murderous pirate played by Andy Griffith, skewers Hannibal's plans for a homemade “leprosy bomb.”

Urban renewal has never been wackier! In this unusually slapstick episode, B.A. and the A-Team help yet another group of underprivileged kids fix up their youth center before the town can condemn it to make way for a rapidly-expanding clown college. This light, almost flimsy plot is merely setup for a twenty-minute pie fight.

Murdock receives a letter at the mental hospital that he's inherited a llama farm in West Virginia, only to learn that the neighboring farms are being torched, one by one, by a psychotic Milton Berle. Also, Milton Berle is in a dress, a dress Hannibal is pretty sure was his.

Tom Poston's mild-mannered character goes on a killing spree and the A-Team has to blow him up with explosives instead of build him up with song, dance and laughter. The only episode of “The A-Team” co-written by Irving Berlin and David Mamet.