Surrounded by Decker at a summer flea market, the team has only one escape left: they secretly join an air show! But before anyone can be rocked like a hurricane, the team learns that the narrator for the Smuckers commercials is replacing the fuel in the air show's planes with jelly, and they have to stop his sugar-fueled sabotage before there's a crash. Er, more crashes.

Instead of being a fugitive from the military in the 80's, Hannibal is a hard-boiled private detective in 1920's San Francisco. Wealthy aviator H.M. Murdock hires Hannibal and his trusted associate Face to find the Maltese Cow. But not all is as it seems; a mysterious man known only as “Baracus” insists that Hannibal's client is actually his enemy, and that H.M. Murdock is nothing but a crazy fool!

The A-Team heads to Chicago to help Murdock's brother in his campaign for Mayor. Since he, too, is a crazy fool, he's not campaigning under his real name, Bob Murdock, but as a superhero called “The White Ballot.” Then, on election day, everyone votes for Harold Washington, Murdock's brother goes on a bender and the team has to spend a dreary night watching Level 1 improv at Second City.

The A-Team's old connection at the State Department, the one who got them out of Colonel Lynch's clutches in Season 1, has a new mission for them: he needs an outside group to negotiate a new set of steel tariffs with the Soviet bloc. The team tries gamely to represent America's trade interests, until they realize the lead Soviet negotiator isn't just after steel, he's a cyborg made of steel. So they blow him up.

Sea World has fallen under the evil spell of Big Ralph the Sea Lion, who rules the tank with an iron flipper. A group of frightened dolphins uncovers Ralph's plan to sell the more rebellious animals to Huey Lewis and they hire the A-Team to do something about it.