Murdock signs up for water aerobics at the VA mental hospital, and soon he's got the whole A-Team enjoying the benefits of low-impact, water-based stretches and bends. But they soon run afoul of a diabolical enemy: the Big Mouth Billy Bass, which surrounds them in a large outdoor pool and repeatedly sings its off-key version of “Take Me To the River” until it looks like the team is about to break...

A TV-hating terrorist steals Bob Barker's hair coloring, and the producers can't tell Bob apart from Hannibal Smith. Neither can the A-Team, oddly; they try to catch the villains, but as they're taking orders from Bob Barker, all they end up doing is figuring out the price of a sumptuous new living room set.

With Decker (finally) hounding them at every turn, the A-Team has to hide out in an Ohio prison. They beat back a threat from the prison “boss” - not through the usual punching, kicking and grenading, but by leading a prison theater production of “Mame.”

A short-on-cash Face puts his gift of gab to use on the lucrative motivational speaking circuit. He's encouraging people all over the country to think smart, think positive and live the dream – including one of Decker's trusted lieutenants, who is so motivated to find his charges that he dives from the balcony and tackles Face on the spot. The problem? The rest of the team is suffering from apathy, and don't feel like rescuing anybody.

An evil chiropractor, twisting and contorting and manipulating his victims' spines until they turn into servants of the dark? It's true, this odd but compelling Halloween episode features Hannibal disguised as Horst, a Eurotrash wunderkind of chiropractic who can't tolerate competition, and B.A. as the very unwilling patient with a kink in his neck bigger than the Mall of America.