Jack Palance

Cocaine Cowboys

"I'm really stretching to find something nice to say about this movie, so I'll say the band gets a good bass sound during the crappy music sequences."
By Brady Carlson - December 2nd, 2006

The late 70's. Drugs. Terrible rock music. Jack Palance. Andy Warhol. Even more terrible disco music. A nerd getting doused in baby powder by a semi-nude maid. I am now older than my parents, having watched these interminable scenes.

Kill a Dragon

"Patrai keeps talking about how he could kill anybody anytime and he's such a bad dude. Ok, fine, but the worst thing he does in the whole movie is have his henchmen dump some rice out of a bag."
By Brady Carlson - January 1st, 2004

Kill a Dragon has very little killing and no dragons; in their place is a ridiculous psychedelic theme song and a plot that never quite gets going.