Fiddles

A Good Fiddle Player Can Lower Your Heating Bill

"If you've got some jerk in the living room playing a fiddle all day long, you're gonna spend more time dancing all over the place, and then you wouldn't be so cold."

Think about it. If you've got some jerk in the living room playing a fiddle all day long, you're gonna spend more time dancing all over the place, and then you wouldn't be so cold. That'd create a lot of new jobs for fiddlers. But then the heating people would be out of work. Maybe they'd all have to learn the fiddle. It'd be good for them to try something new.