Spirit of Truth

Just Promise No Statues of R. Kelly

Here's a idea for a sculpture: a nude Joe Don Baker watches the NBA All-Star Game next to Martha Stewart (also nude) and a hungry tiger shark (wearing a sweater and earrings, but no pants).

My Name is Luka

I live on the second floor.

Curse you, Christy! You'll never get control of Papa's business empire!

Of all the places one could end up during the holidays, I never expected I'd end up in a romance novel.

My amount is little, but my cat is awesome

This is The Cat That Anyone Can Edit. At this moment two 18 year olds are having an e-argument because one of them keeps trying to put a grey whisker on the left side and the other one keeps taking it away.

Blowing Up Aliens: Less Fun Than Chasing Virtual Tom Arnold?

So if progress is to be believed, blowing up asteroids or getting a frog across a busy stretch of road is a poorer, less mature video gaming experience than chasing a virtual Tom Arnold around the Playboy Mansion.