Lance Cade had some sort of seizure brought on by "personal demons" and is out of WWE. I know, you're thinking "Hamburglar," but I think it was actually brought on by reading Freddie Prinze's blog about C.M. Punk, which certainly could induce seizures.
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"That is spooky confidence building blocks right there" and other wrestling news
Brady Carlson - October 18th, 2008
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Who's next, The Smoking Gunns? and other news
Brady Carlson - August 30th, 2008
Wrestling news that chose a little-known Alaska governor as its running mate.
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If it ends the Five Knuckle Shuffle it ain't all bad
Brady Carlson - August 26th, 2008
Just when I was starting to like the guy: John Cena's undergoing neck surgery because of the vicious Dave! bomb he received at SummerSlam. So no Cena for like a year, unless he takes up motorcycling like Randall Orton, in which case he'll be out for a year and three months.
Wait, am I reading this right?
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What's wrong, where are your scissors? and other news
Brady Carlson - August 25th, 2008
BREAKING NEWS: Vince McMahon is on a rampage. Here's another developing story: cars have wheels.
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I Now Pronounce You Humble and other news
Brady Carlson - August 6th, 2008
Wrestling news that may ban driving and start seeding clouds to remove the smog before Friday's opening ceremonies.
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