Spirit of Truth

I just know the theatrical version of Point Break is gonna set back my plans for Suzanne Somers Presents She's The Sheriff: The Interactive Exhibit. Well, that, and that Suzanne Somers won't return my calls. How about a water park thrill ride based on The Chevy Chase Show?

Maybe this was an Iron Chef ingredient battle gone horribly wrong? "Your recipe must include... WIKIPEDIA!!!"

Steve took home gold in men's spelling.

Please everyone go wash your hands right now. No, take showers. Several.

I share a hometown with well-balanced individuals like Randy Savage and Emo Philips, so it's no surprise that locals feel the need to voice their frustrations in bizarre ways.