Only one man can feed Gene Simmons. And his name... is Carrot Top.

Over a billion people are expected to watch this year's World Cup, though hopefully not all at the same bar.

I guess it's probably true, but why must I be the one to know it?

Friends, meet the website that turns Richard Nixon into one of those blue things from that big movie thing.

I know he's not a well sung hero and that he isn't in any historybooks, but you'd think he'd at least get a mention or two on Memorial Day.