"Across Borders" Does Not Mean The Slaves Bought Books and CD's and Coffee Mar 08, 2010

The only one in my circle who would even broach the subject was a great aunt of mine. She was generally supportive of me writing about the darker topics, though her advice is suspect given that she's been convinced since the 80's that she's actually singer/songwriter Cat Stevens.

Stay sucka free and keep the wikis off your jock Feb 06, 2010

I went through a phase where anytime someone called me up to hang out, I'd quote Coolio and say "How we gonna get there? We ain't got no car, fool!" But that ended after both of my friends stopped calling me and hired goons to physically drag me to the billiard halls and rock clubs that made up our social lives.

I think there's just one kind of Twinkies. Twinkies. Jan 05, 2010

It wasn't like the world thought it meant Twinkie the Kid was going to court and representing clients.

When Wikipedia Was Fab Nov 03, 2009

Critics loved the Beatles, but fans never really caught on, especially in America, where teen music lovers said "we're perfectly happy with Bobby Rydell, but thanks for your interest" (they didn't say this metaphorically, they actually said it - there was a t-shirt and everything.)
Your name has been referenced many times, such as when I said your name Aug 11, 2009

I keep a list on my computer of things that I am confused about. The first item is "Why aren't more things made out of NERF?" The second is "why aren't more things made out of jelly," and you can see where this is going.
It's Only Wikipedia, But I (Don't) Like It Jul 17, 2009

If you have information as to how I ended up reading this part of Wikipedia (Getting my blood replaced like Keith Richards? Recording with Don Was?) please call our toll-free hotline. We will keep your information confidential.

Actually, I probably will be ashamed now Feb 27, 2009

As we can see, the song "Bitch" - which prominently features the word "bitch" - is about someone "deemed" a bitch... wow! I think I know what I "deem" this article.

Thus Distinguishing It From, Say, Romantic Comedy Feb 02, 2009

An erotic thriller is erotic and a thriller, and they're thrillers that are also erotic. Everybody got that?

This is what your $6M bought, folks Jan 12, 2009

It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."
Thanks for the Lame-Ass Edits, I'm Going Home! Aug 27, 2008

Chinese Democracy was actually ready to release in 2003. But when Axl saw the Wikipedia article on "Sweet Child O Mine," he decided to wait until the world got a little less stupid.