Acting Lessons With Freddie Prinze Jr. Pay Off and other news

Even The Animal needs a sturdy lunchbox

Wrestling news that is hitting around .390 since being traded by the Red Sox:

*It's barely been a week since Crazy Vince McMahon told acting legend Freddie Prinze Jr. to share his mad acting skillz with the WWE superstars and he's already getting results! Dave! will appear on the Starz series "Head Case," where the lead character, a psychologist, will uncover the deep psychological torture Hamburglar inflicted upon Dave! so he can get a gig as a recurring character on "Something Fishy" with Greg Valentine and George Steele.

*A.J. Styles says the TNA Impact video game sort of sucks, but that it'll be "easy to fix what's wrong" for the next game, like the lack of a Hitting Kurt Angle With a Board Match setting.

*When it comes to the presidential race, Vince Russo makes Brooke Hogan look like David Brinkley but it's probably a SWERVE

*We'll have more on Chris Masters and his SHOOT on the Ultimate Warrior in a little bit, but we need to acknowledge his awesome quote about working in Mexico: "La Parka is like the John Cena of Mexico."

*Finally, Shawn Michaels tells The 700 Club was "one of the greatest rebels of all time," sort of like the John Cena of Bethlehem.