Exit Light, Enter Plea and other news

Wrestling news that dropped 500 points in heavy trading on the foreign markets, before making a minor rally just before the close:
*The Sandman pleads guilty to wrecking Captain Lou's birthday party and was "fined $1000 and was given a year of conditional discharge." Ewwwwwwwwwww.
*Um, ok: "After the Kelly Kelly vs. Jillian match, Cryme Tyme joined Kelly Kelly in the ring. They celebrated together, dancing for each side of the ring. K2 slid out of the ring and brought Michael Cole into ring to dance with them."
*Who is trying to sabotage Shelly Martinez's auction where you pay postage to go out to lunch with her? Probably Hamburglar, or maybe Michael Cole, who could offer a dinner-and-dancing date to any of the lovely ladies and bring in big bucks.
*Some good interviews with Canadians: Edge apologizes for making out with Vickie Guerrero, and Alfonso Castillo does a fantastic interview with Bret Hart. It's the 14th best interview I've read all year.













