Danny Bonaduce Screwed Screech!

Celebrity Championship Wrestling is shaping up to be the greatest cable TV show since Silk Stalkings. As if Cross-Dressing Frank Stallone wasn't enough, the CCW website has all sorts of multimedia goodies - check out the illustrations, for starters. The Hulk resembles no one more than Willie Nelson - er, Willie Nelson if he hid the weed and started jacking up on the juice. The drawing of Danny Bonaduce with a six-pack is probably the greatest thing Bonaduce's ever been a part of.

Speaking of Bonaduce, check out the CCW Super-Trailer, in which the Bonaduceish One taunts Dustin "Screech" Diamond: "Here, you don't get Saved By The Bell!" Now THAT IS A SHOOT BROTHER

Eric Bischoff spoke about the show on some wrestling interview, calling the show a "game-changer" and essentially saying he and Jason Hervey have finally proven they can produce a reality show that doesn't star Scott Baio (but who'd want to?).

I'm hoping the ratings are huge enough that they'll put Somethin' Fishy on right after it. It'll be the biggest Saturday night lineup since All In The Family!