Ric Flair Institutionalized

"Middle Aged 'n' Crazy" Ric is headed to an institution, where he'll enliven mental patients and, inexplicably, Scott Hall with dancing and partying and you kids and your rap music and your bass thumpin' speakers and your text messages in class and not knowing about the jazz and your exotic pets kept in violation of city ordinances, you crazy kids.

SWERVE! Right now the only institution Flair's headed for is the Smithsonian, where his robe will be part of the Pop Culture collection. But ten bucks says the robe will get into a drunken scuffle with Judy Garland's ruby slippers and have to be tased. And some guy will shake his head in disappointment and withdraw his offer for the robe to endorse his Jim Varney Collectible Plate set.