The Shootiest Shoot Ever Shot and other news
By Brady Carlson - Posted on September 29th, 2008
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Wrestling news that moves to MyNetworkTV this Friday!
*Did you want a shoot, Kurt Angle? Because this is a shoot! TNA fans will be mesmerized by Jeff Jarrett's blurring of "backstage" and "storyline" elements and will each begin to wonder if they are SUICIDE.
*Did you want a shoot, random internet wrestling fan? Because this is a shoot! TNA fans will be mesmerized by Vince Russo's blurring of "backstage" and "storyline" elements and will each begin to wonder if they are hitting Kurt Angle with a board.
*Did you want a shoot, WWE stockholders? Because - ok, the writers were forcing me to do this gimmick and I won't do it anymore, so forget it. BS like this is why the company's in the damn shape it's in! Now then: WWE says it will remain strong during economic chaos. Of course, if you live in a world where pro wrestling is a more stable occupation than banking...
*A feature on the football-playing son of Mike "Bastion Booger" Shaw offers this immortal gem of a sentence: "If you spot 'The Booger', don't be intimidated."
*George Steinbrenner is punk, according to the Iron Sheik. Maybe Sheiky Baby remembers Big Stein's "debate" from Wrestlemania VII?
