How About The Impact Zone... In '86...

Hmm: "Suicide's voiceover guy sounded like he was 60 years-old. Seriously, I thought the guy was going to start pimping Liberty Medical or say something witty about Bo and Luke Duke outrunning Roscoe and Boss Hogg. Somehow I don't think that's the image TNA was looking for."

Hmm: "Ole Anderson turns 66 today."

Is it coincidence, or have we discovered that SUICIDE is, in fact, the Black Scorpion?