Hitting Kurt Angle With a Board ON A POLE and other news

Wrestling news that may buy up troubled mortgage giants as part of a congressional package:

*It's time for a moratorium on hitting Kurt Angle with a board, as the aftereffects are not good. Kurt has the misguided notion that Vince Russo gimmick matches are a bad thing and can't remember who Tito Santana is. I have a feeling Russo will work this into an angle where Kurt fights Jeff Jarrett in a Reverse Ice Cream Sundae Making Contest ON A POLE Match and the loser must fight gimmick matches for the rest of his career. NOW THAT IS A SHOOT. Kurt should be more like Kevin Nash, who says Russo "does a good job of developing and explaining characters." I'm sure he's referring to SoCal Val here.

*Take it from Mickey Rourke: Necro Butcher is an American hero. Wait til Mickey meets Finlay, who has lived the American Dream by carrying Hornswoggle around.

*Rey Mysterio decided not to get injured all the time for AAA and instead will continue to get injured all the time for WWE. At the last Smackdown taping The Undertaker tried out being the guy that gets injured all the time for WWE but it looks like they won't need him in that role.

*A question from Paul Heyman: "How can it be bad for Vince to offer someone like The Miz, who obviously keeps his finger on the pulse of today's contemporary beat, and offer him a small bonus to come with new ideas for names, instead of this moronic, counter-productive movement to rip-off other genres like Kenny Dykstra and Dolph Diggler." An answer from the world: "Because all of the wrestlers he named would have to wear those stupid hats."