Video Game Triple H will never be hit by a board - or ANYTHING ELSE
One of the stranger points about wrestling video games is that their outcomes are not predetermined, unlike actual pro wrestling. So if you want to make Jamie Noble a world-beater, fire up that Playstation and go nuts, cause Video Game Triple H isn't going to stooge on you to the writers.
In the latest issue, [Fighting Spirit] magazine printed a memo sent out by WWE to the video game press regarding coverage of their upcoming video game with how it's portrayed in previews. WWE told the press that there are to be no screenshots released showing superstars bleeding or using weapons. Triple H's character is also not to be seen "in a defenseless or vulnerable position."
To which Fighting Spirit responded with a blue light that got Triple H running. And by "blue light," of course, I mean "a game screencap of Kane beating the stuffing out of Triple H." WWE is now recalling all copies of the game for reprogramming, so that no one can beat Triple H without first becoming friends with him backstage in Career mode, and even then it's not a clean win.
Until that happens, we're throwing a little contest here - we're collecting any and all pictures and videos of real Triple H or video game Triple H in a defenseless or vulnerable position. The winner will receive a cool drink before stepping into the ring at their next indie show. JT Lightning is disqualified from this contest, even though he'll be like, fucker!!! when he finds out.
Also, I bet Hogan is mad that he didn't think of this twenty years ago when he invented wrestling video games with Judge Brian Knobs and Brutus Beefcake.
