Have a nice worked shoot!

Mick Foley sure jumped right into the TNA hivemind!

Yes, here it is- the announcement that you thought you wouldn't live to hear. I can now confirm that on Thursday, September 11 at 9:00pm eastern, I will be appearing on Fox Network's "Kitchen Nightmares." i urge all of you to tune in to see my gitty performance as one of Dee Snider's table guests as Chef Gordon Ramsay makes a couragous attempt to transform the "Handlebar Resturaunt and Lounge."

SWERVE!

Actually Catfish Jake's big MySpace announcement about joining TNA is pretty funny - especially where he's about to go into the whole story about how Crazy Vince yelled at him but instead says "I was going to get in depth about this, but I apparently promised my kids I'd make snow cones with them, so I've got about 5 minutesof writing time left before they rebel on their dad." He apparently spent most of the post-snowcone-making period doing hundreds of interviews, like this one and this one. He's gracious about Crazy Vince and WWE, and says he's looking forward to fighting Sting in a Last Known Copy of the Lost In Cleveland Angle ON A POLE match.