The Weed-Whacking Big Bang of Freedom, DUDE

Your three nominees for Strangest Wrestling-Related Quote of the Week:

Rob Van Dam: "OK, just to inspire some thought to you-I’ll share this. The Big Bang theory never has made sense to me." Is the Warrior guest-blogging at RVD's site this week or something?

Matt Hardy: "6:32 a.m.--For some reason (In substitution of rent perhaps) Jeff is weed-eating around my house right now." Yes, given all that's happened with Matt's brother this week I'm sure it's "in substitution of rent" that he's weed-eating at 6 in the morning. (Actually we are investigating reports that Jeff's airport "incident" is actually another Hamburglar wrestler attack.)

Brooke Hogan: "You know who I'm voting for? I'm voting for God because he's in the party of freedom, dude." Shine on, Brooke, shine on.