A.J. and Russo Make a Porno and other wrestling news

Wrestling news that WILL get you, Hamburglar, if it's the last thing wrestling news ever does!

*Damian Demento is returing to the ring! And Vince McMahon made him do it because he's a Regular Guy, and there WILL be lawsuits. Team Demento is poring over the case law as we speak.

*Too bad Damian's not coming back to TNA, where his PPV matches can be interrupted by porno. Then he could do a WORKED SHOOT about The Johnsons and how "management" is keeping him down, just like Vince McMahon. Then there would be more lawsuits.

Kevin Eck had the best line on the porno deal, which happened during the A.J. Styles/Frank Trigg "This is a SHOOT" match: "The image of two topless women in a compromising position was on for about 10 seconds, according to reports. Judging by the feedback that I’ve read, it was the highlight of the match."

*Captain Mike Rotunda has a son named Windham, after his US Express tag team partner. But why didn't he name his next son Spivey? Team Demento is taking this one straight to Child Services.

*In non-Demento-related news, C.M. Punk was given the key to the city of Jamestown, New York. Insiders think he'll end up being a transitional keyholder, and that he'll end up dropping the key during a Moons Over My Championship match the next time WWE is in Jamestown.

*WWE cancels the Best of Starrcade DVD to do a Kane DVD. Who needs Flair v. Race when you can have Katie Vick? No one will sue over this, but by God they oughtta.

*No one likes Chuck Palumbo except Johnny Ace, which is probably worse than not being liked by anyone, which is Paul London's deal.