Who's next, The Smoking Gunns? and other news

Wrestling news that chose a little-known Alaska governor as its running mate:

*Leaves change color in fall, salmon swim upstread, The Who does reunion tours and Kevin Nash gets upset about jobbing to somebody. Nash is apparently telling folks backstage that he wants to go to WWE and be Shawn Michaels' bodyguard again. Jeez, between this and the news that Sid may be returning, we're dangerously close to a return of the New Generation. I sure hope they don't have Sean Waltman's phone number.

*In other Clique news, Triple H interviews Lemmy from Motorhead.. Actually "interview" is too strong a word; he more asks Lemmy "So, is your (tour/album/band/leather pants collection) good?" and Lemmy goes "Yeah, it is" and HHH says "That's awesome." If a midcarder with limited mic skills like C.M. Punk had interviewed Lemmy it wouldn't have had nearly as much breadth and nuance.

*The rumors that Shannon Moore was hanging backstage at TNA tapings are false. Shannon only hangs out at reputable, high-class gigs like SUCK BANG AND BLOW.

*SoCal Val is booked in an Understatement of the Year ON A POLE promo: "When announcing that she was going to hang her engagement ring above the wrestling ring during a Jay Lethal-Sonjay Dutt match, and the first person to grab the ring gets to be with her, she said, 'I know it sounds ridiculous.' You think?" Kevin Eck rules.

*Keller, on the other hand... "PWTorch has learned the primary reason Gail Kim has left TNA for WWE is the significant discrepancy between what TNA offered her and what WWE offered her. " A scoop of Bob Woodward proportions, to be sure!

*Dr. Maroon fixed Cena's arm!! He then chased the Roadrunner down a long stretch of highway, hit Elmer Fudd with a pie, and tried to turn Bugs into a rabbit roast at Humphrey Bogart's request.