Mrs. Warrior, Can We Talk?

The wrestling world is about to get TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL:

Shari Tyree, the former wife of the Ultimate Warrior, is sending out teasers that she will be conducting her first interview about her life with the Warrior this week, according to Georgiann Makropoulos.

Ms. Tyree, there is only one wrestling site on this planet capable of telling your story, and you know it. So I implore you, give us a call. Or, better yet, just send us an e-mail. I'll even post the questions I want to ask you here, and you can respond to them at your convenience, ok? Here we go.

1) I'm sorry, were you expecting somebody else?

2) Is ECW 30 minutes or 60 minutes long?

3) Can you even afford to pay me to wrestle Ron?

4) How, you ask, should I prepare himself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay in the lawn and let lawnmowers run over me? Should I go to Africa and be trampled by raging elephants?

5) How much does that fella weigh?

6) Hey Sid, who's that giant jabroni?

7) HOW MUCH DID THE PLASTIC SURGERY COST BROTHER HOW MUCH

and, finally:

8) Did Marty give you pills? Did Marty give you drink? Did Marty give you powder?