I Sleep in a Racing Car, Do You?

More than a few heads turned when Ric Flair left his job at WWE to make some real money on the indie circuit, the same circuit that has made rich men out of folks like Ricky Morton and Tito Santana. But Ric said his going price was above $10,000 per appearance and everybody said ok, he must know what he's doing. But now we get this:

Flair’s financial motivation was increased somewhat by the recent separation from his wife of two years, Tiffany Van Denmark, 36, a former fitness competitor. They had met in 1999 as Flair’s second marriage, of twenty-two years, was collapsing. This latest issue (Tiffany has yet to file for divorce) again compounds Flair’s financial obligations... According to the latest reports, Flair is currently living in an apartment with Reid whilst the divorce is finalised.

Ric, please do something soon to get this image out of my head. Talk someone off the ledge, or discover a cure for something - anything. Just don't make me worry that you're going to buy a big red car and make a demo tape.