I'll Trade You a Hulk Card for a Danny Davis's Hinder Card

Shane at A Pack a Day just bought himself a set of Topps 1987 World Wrestling F________n trading cards. It's funny enough to see wrestling cards commemorating moments like the "Battle of the Full Nelsons" or the Dynamite Kid waiting for a tag. But then you find this iconic image:

I guess "Harts Hit Soft, Fluffy Blue Padding" wasn't catchy enough. Or maybe the caption writer was too disturbed by the close-up of Danny Davis's hinder to do any fact-checking.

As frightening as it is, a card of Danny Davis's bestriped tail end sure beats Billy Ripken's "F___ Face" baseball card, though.