RAW will be DUH again and other news

Wrestling news that rolled over the Georgian border with reports of casualties, causing NATO to issue a statement of concern:

*RAW is DUH rides again! Randy Orton's doctors have cleared him to chinlock. In response, WWE released half the roster. RAW now consists of Randall Orton, CM Punk, JBL and Mike Adamle.

*Vince and his smart drink-powered Warrior Wisdom have hounded Mick Foley into leaving Smackdown. Meanwhile, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley has been nominated as Best Writer for the CableFax Program Awards. I don't know if humanity can be saved, but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be.

*Oh, if you thought no one could possibly write dumber things than Stephanie and her writers, you clearly forgot about the existence of DJ's: "Shane McMahon is set to appear on the Opie and Anthony Show Friday morning to judge their Summerslam contest. The contest will see people cut wrestling promos on two of the show's producers, Sam and E-Rock."

*Russo booking next 5 miles: "TNA is doing a storyline where 'Homeland Security' investigates Sheik Bashir (Shawn Daivari)." "Homeland Security" will, of course, be played by the Harris Twins.