Wrestling news that may ban driving and start seeding clouds to remove the smog before Friday's opening ceremonies:
*We all now know about Flair leaving WWE. The story you'll get from everywhere else is that Flair wanted to do autograph signings than WWE didn't approve. The real story is that Flair wanted to get in on an even more lucrative opportunity:
We get many requests when it comes to booking The Iron Sheik - wrestling events, fan reunions, birthday parties, etc. However, this one takes the cake (literally). Fans, The Iron Sheik is now available to be booked as the best man at your wedding! That's right, the WWE Hall of Famer will stand up for you at any wedding or civil union. Forget about your brother or best friend, bring the Sheik in to give you a wedding you'll never forget!!!
Someone please request the Sheik stand up for a gay Jewish wedding officiated by Brian Blair.
*Hey Mick, ever heard that deal about leopards and their spots? "[In signing a new announcing contract, Foley] wants to know that he'll have fun doing the job and won't have to put up with Vince's maniacal rants."
*As much as I love Kevin Eck, I'm going to have to spoil his Kevin Nash trivia questions. He hasn't released the questions yet, but the answers will definitely be "vanilla midget," "Oz," "quadricep," "fingerpoke" (or "fingerpoke of doom") and "You too, BITCH"
*If you've ever wanted a Kip James trading card, you're in luck.
*The man who main evented SummerSlam against Zeus says WWE's writers don't understand the art of wrestling. The Hulk's Celebrity Championship Wrestling Screech will certainly remedy that, once Screech learns how to give a "Baldo Renaldo" to cross-dressing Frank Stallone.
*RAW is Dada: "After RAW went off the air last night, John Cena got on the mic and sang "Rocky Top" along with the live crowd."
