Wrestling news that got sent to the Dodgers in a three-way deal with Pittsburgh and Boston:
*There are no wrestlers left in TNA! For starters, Kurt Angle took a hard shot with a ladder, which broke his jaw and caused his eyeballs to pop out and aggravated his leprosy and exposed two of his cyborg implants.
*Kevin Nash walked out on the latest TNA tapings because Samoa Joe offered to share Smarties with him and might have gotten over as a result. The company was able to talk Nash into coming back, so long as he gets to main event the next PPV, whatever it's called.
*Dustin Runnels has been released because creative doesn't have anything for him. By that logic, they should release everybody.
*Hogan continues to give the world what it desperately needs: a heartwarming 3-D kung fu kids movie and a cross-dressing Frank Stallone.
*Terri Runnels shares a shocking secret: Shawn Michaels plays with dolls! "Guys used to come by my dressing room and ask if Dakota could come out and play in the ring or could they take her for cotton candy. Shawn Michaels would play Polly Pocket on the floor of my dressing room with her." At one time Shawn was the Polly Pocket champion of the dressing room, but he had a "knee injury" just before Dakota Runnels was scheduled to win it back.
*Ashley Massaro channels Lindsay Lohan: "I cant tell you how rough it was for awhile butt hings are looking up punkers!! I shoud be back o your television screens in no time! I miss you terribly and want to thank everyone ho showed support and love during this hard time. I truly appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. I OVE YA!!!!" Be adequite, Ashley!
