Run Sandman Run and other news

No canes in the big house

Wrestling news that placed a note in the Western Wall, only to have it taken out and given to the newspapers:

*At last, the Sandman arrest video. Meet wrestling's answer to Ronnie Dobbs!

*Note to wrestling writers: reporting that Kurt Angle is injured is not news. We already assume he's injured. Report when he's healthy.

*Some guy gets his fans to launch an e-mail campaign to WWE, and Johnny Ace doesn't like him as a result. This is a sound strategy, as "Johnny Ace doesn't like him" is the surest sign that someone is worth hiring.

*WWE.com lists the top 25 finishers of all time. Frankly, any list that doesn't include the DDT is suspect. Also conspicuous by its absence: Sgt. Slaughter's Atomic Noogie.

*Honky Tonk Man says Vince wanted to sell Honky Tonk Man jumpsuits to kids. He was wacky before energy drinks!

*Santino steals the show again: "Wheeling has it's Italian Days festival this weekend, and Santino said while it was nice to honor him with "Santino Days Festival", no one asked his permission so he asked security to arrest the festival organizers."