Hogan's Guitar Teacher Knows Best

For decades, Hulkamania has run wild on us, but these days, life is running wild on the Hulkster. His son is in jail, his wife has left him for a teenager, and his daughter is on a crusade against women's suffrage. Hulk's so confused, he sometimes confuses work and family and tries wrestling his daughter while rubbing lotion on Todd Bridges' hinder.

We all feel bad for the Big Bald Dude In The Yellow Boots, but he's had it tough before, and he's survived. He's had to put up with untalented opponents like Billy Kidman. Or critics like Roger Ebert, who just don't appreciate the genius behind Santa With Muscles or Three Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain. Even as a kid, the Hulk outlasted 'em over and over again. Just watch... and learn:


I have a feeling Hulk is gonna be just fine... brother.

Thanks to mrdotkom for posting.


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