Wrestling news that was released on $10,000 bail due to several previous felony convictions:
*This freak of nature is just beginning to swell! The pushing-50 Warrior says "I’ve only lived one third of my life." That means we've still got a century of Warrior Wisdom to go!
*The Miz on Poughkeepsie: "I like Poughkeepsie. I went out to a club when I was in Poughkeepsie. It was very nice and had very cool people." The Miz clearly has been to Poughkeepsie and clearly remembers being there.
*Jeez, everyone in the universe got interviewed today. I'm not saying the drug stories about Kurt Angle are true, but he says aspiring wrestlers should study Kevin Nash matches. I'm just saying.
*Oh, speaking of drugs, Jeff Hardy made it through his latest round of personal demons by peeing in front of other men. Top that, Kurt!
*Tito Santana, who probably didn't take drugs but probably did have to pee at some point, says he will retire someday and he will not DIE IN THE RING like Mark Henry and Jake Roberts.
*I must be missing something here: "Shocker, El Terrible, El Hijo del Texano and Corleone were all suspended for one year by the Tijuana, Mexico, wrestling commission after pulling the trunks down of their opponents, which goes against the rules of the commission in that town." In Tijuana? That's like getting run out of Vegas for failure to yield.
