This Egg Is About To Blow and other news
By Brady Carlson - Posted on July 23rd, 2008
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Wrestling news that got drunk - that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras. It got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up:
*Hector Guerrero disowns Vickie Guerrero in the hopes that she'll "return the gesture of communication." Make with the gobbledy and call your passive-aggressive brother-in-law, Vickie! It's the only way I can find out if Hector's ringtone is "Turkey in the Straw."
*Mark Henry is champ. Mike Adamle is host. And now, the final piece of the puzzle: a new WEDF Championship belt!
*WWE is making Smackdown PG-friendly, which means no more edgy angles like throwing beer bottles at cops. It's not like any wrestler would do that anyway.
*Ted Dibiase has Virgil buy the Baltimore Sun, then does an interview with Kevin Eck.
*Ric Flair's show for WWE.com is instantly the best thing the company does. In the debut, he says the three days leading up to retirement (Hall of Fame, Wrestlemania and the "Thank you Ric" RAW) were the highlights of his career. But Ric, you're forgetting your feud with El Gigante! Flair's dating tips include "all girls like boys," which I'm pretty sure is news to Melissa Etheridge. Nonetheless, it's great fun.
