Booker T's Dog To Face Samoa Joe and other news

Wrestling news that may need a federal bailout by the end of the week:

*Here's one for the ages: Brutus Beefcake tells a radio show that he's not worried about ending up in the WWE Hall of Fame because he's already been inducted into ten other halls of fame. Well, he has been inducted into WrestleCrap like ten times.

*Seeing as how he's retired from wrestling, it's no surprise that Ric Flair will be at Smackdown and star in a series for WWE.com. Yeah.

*You may refer to the 11-year old Beth Phoenix as a Crayolazon, which is not as dumb a term as Glamazon.

*The TNA crowd chanted "Fire Russo" after Victory Road, which was definitely a SWERVE.

*Booker T clears up the rumors: he is STILL open to booking his dog.

* "I'm hoping I can do something for the company until I'm dust," says Mark Henry. Cue Powell: HE WANTS TO DIE IN THE RING LIKE JAKE ROBERTS!!!

* Great story from JR: "I remember once having to convince a wrestler not to wear his wristwatch in the ring even though it made his wife happy as the time piece was a gift. As time came to pass it worked out that if he had stopped seeing his mistress that he would have made his wife even happier."