Hey Kane, He's Alive and other news

Wrestling news that was spotted late at night with Yankees star Alex Rodriguez:

*Can't believe we missed this! Mike Adamle isn't sure if WEDF on Sci-Fi is 30 or 60 minutes long.. Actually, the wrestling part of WEDF is only a half-hour; the rest consists of The Tazz getting Diva Dance Fevah.

*"IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD", asked Kane, over and over on Monday night. He's asking about Abe Vigoda.

*Vince Russo forcibly impregnated Terri Runnels, then caused a miscarriage. SWERVE! Actually her daughter thought that's what happened because Russo's angles were very realistic. Mark Henry's children keep asking when they can see the hand that is their half-sibling.

*Ron Killins will debut on Smackdown soon. He will probably fight Lex Luger, because Vince whatshisname can even afford to pay Lex to wrestle Ron.

*Michael Cole's hair will be grey again, but not due to frosting: apparently a psychotic energy-drink-hyper Vince McMahon yells at Cole throughout RAW.

*Here's a paragraph that makes you want to watch less WWE TV: "The idea for the Smackdown Divas Title goes back to over a year ago. At that time, Torrie Wilson was talked about as being in the picture for it."

*And here's a phrase that makes you want to watch less of anything: "Rob Zombie's next film"

*Earl Hebner likes Bret Hart again now that Vince fired him. But he refuses to apologize for causing Hogan to lose the World Tag Team Championship to Andre the Giant!