Bring Back Shelton's Mama and other news
By Brady Carlson - Posted on July 7th, 2008
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Wrestling news that will make you wonder, if only for a moment, if your cat could book this stuff better:
*I am SHOCKED - SHOCKED - to hear that WWE doesn't know what to do with Shelton Benjamin. "Many" also feel that Mr. Kennedy will continue his streak of floundering in the upper midcard of any show he's on. "Many" also feel Domino may get the Trevor Murdoch treatment, which is probably fine since you only need about two tag teams at a time and they can have Morrison and Miz feud with Jesse and Festus for the next two years.
*Michael Hayes is back, and he's taking a prescription drug that causes him to vomit every time he a) drinks or b) uses a racial slur near Mark Henry.
*Chris Jericho nixes the idea of a Y2J stable, saying "I like having one guy to bounce things off of and I think Lance [Cade] is a good choice for that." So Lance Cade is the new Ralphus.
*If you have a daughter or a child with a serious disease, send them to John Cena.
*Here's one for the record books: an interview where Joanie Laurer comes off smarter and more stable than the interviewer. "You're doing this, like, Playboy thing and still some wrestling maybe?"
*One sentence illustrates why TNA will never amount to anything: "Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt have suggested that TNA bring in the Iron Sheik as a rapper to introduce Booker T."
