Super Brawl Saturday??? and other news
By Brady Carlson - Posted on July 1st, 2008
Wrestling news, smothered in gravy, Texas-style.
*Kevin Nash promotes TNA's pay per view in Houston, which is hard because he can't remember the name of the show. Panicked, he calls the show "Super Brawl Saturday???" and then tears his hamstrings and goes home, where he hits his children with a steel chair.
*C.M. Punk is the World Heavyweight Champion and pinned JBL in a RAW main event, all of which is proof that the McMahons will never let him rise to the main event in WWE.
*Mark Henry is the ECW Champion. The W is for Workrate. His first challenger will be Michael Hayes.
*Randall Orton was going to be out for three months, but thanks to a magical magnet he calls "Captain Fix-My-Neck" he'll only be out two and a half months! Better start writing that infomercial, buddy!
