Jeff Hardy is Above The Influence and other news
By Brady Carlson - Posted on June 24th, 2008
Some wrestling type news things that happened today are as follows:
*Million Dollar Mania has fallen under a set and carried off in a stretcher, calling out to "Paul."
*In Houston, wrestlers said catchphrases to journalists, who all believe Vince McMahon is really dead for the second time because they saw it on TV.
*The purpose of the Mike Adamle is to make real mistakes and have the other announcers make fun of him on the air, which is a great way to build an audience for WEDF on Sci-Fi.
*Jeff Hardy owns nothing but fan mail and says Not Getting Fired Is His Anti-Drug.
*If Tiger Woods had taken a sip of JBL's Golferjuana Ecto Cooler Energy Sludge he would have won that tournament and his legs would not have both snapped off. Also, there are 25,000,000+ Golfers who Play Golf at Country Clubs.
*Smackdown JR tells Whiny Raw JR he is a stupid baby and should go back to his baby BBQ restaurant in Baby Oklahoma.
*Booker T says Michael Hayes "thought he was black" but considers himself only to be Booker T.
