Take it from Captain Redneck

It's graduation time, so we here at Mystery Partner would like to encourage you to consider the next step in your professional development.

Here's an opportunity that has served many students well, marred only slightly by the fact that its founder, namesake and only professor has been dead for several years:

Ok, if that doesn't float your boat, surely this will! Learn the craft of professional wrestling from a man who epitomizes technical expertise in the ring:

Maybe wrestling isn't your chosen path in life? Have you considered welding? According to a piece of paper held by international economics expert "Captain Redneck" Dick Murdoch, these folks are gonna make a lot of money:

Remember, the future is your destiny and to make your mark you must realize your dreams, or vice versa.