The Antibodies of Hulkamania?

A common criticism of today's wrestling product is that it's too scripted, that there's no spontaneity left and that workers (and, by extension, fans) are so painfully directed that there's little soul left in the final production. I tend to agree with this, though to be fair, going in the other direction can have its problems too. Exhibit A is, of course, the Ultimate Warrior's promos from the leadup to Wrestlemania VI:

Just to underscore my point, I've taken the liberty of transcribing the above promo, so you can grasp the POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND THE INJECTION OF THE ANTIBODIES OF HULKAMANIA AND SO FORTH

:snorting:

Why, Hulk Hogan... can you not communicate with me, Hulk Hogan?

Talk to me, Hulk Hogan, as if you are talking to the GOD you speak of!

Hulk Hogan :snorting: there is nothing covering what I live for, Hulk Hogan.

I need not the NORMALS to protect me from what I find most comforting; THE CHALLENGE OF PAIN!!! And the smell - :snorting: - of combat, Hulk Hogan.

I have, Hulk Hogan, injected you with the minimum dosage of poison from the power of the Ultimate WARRIOR! But the antibodies of Hulkamania CONTINUE to refuse what the poison can do. THEY TURN IT AWAY, HULK HOGAN! They turn the poison away for they fear the dirty, they fear the evil!

Hulk Hogan, I am a representation of all you fear.

I, Hulk Hogan... :snorting: want you to be the warrior you say you are. For I can, as the Ultimate Warrior, accept no less, GIVE NO LESS TO THE WARRIORS!

Walk with me, Hulk Hogan... to the edge.

Look, Hulk Hogan... look into nothingness. Look beyond your fears, as you take that step, Hulk Hogan, and make the sacrifice so that the power of the ULTIMATE Warrior shall live.

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The irony here is that the Warrior/Hogan match at Wrestlemania VI was way better than it should've been, given that it was very, very scripted. So why didn't they also script these promos instead of offering the world phrases like "the antibodies of Hulkamania"? The world may never know.