It's one way to make a living

From a column in the Portland Tribune:

Former pro wresting star Billy Jack Haynes was in New Jersey over Memorial Day weekend, getting paid to sign autographs for a reunion of Wrestlemania III... and to think, it wouldn’t have happened unless the promoter had picked up an Internet version of the Portland Tribune’s story on Billy Jack’s near-fatal mugging at a Lents body shop by unidentified “tweakers.�