To stick one's hand in a disk drive and pull until poems come out

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Hello,

I checked your website http://www.livingindefinitely.com/ and I believe it is compatible with mine, and I think it would be great to make a link exchange. My name is Paul Cabay and this is my site: www.utyx.com/math.

What do you say? If the answer is yes then all you have to do is to visit my online submission form http://www.utyx.com/math/form.html and introduce your data there and your link will be up on my site in a few hours.

Thank you kindly!

Paul Cabay

Dear Paul,
That's a great idea! Let's definitely do this. Two websites working together to help each other out, I think that's fantastic. Full steam ahead, buddy!




I have purloined the poem "sleepy" from your site and will soon print it out, photocopy, and tack it up over the photocopier for loose-minded photocopiers to contemplate. Best of all, I'm refusing to pay copyright fees! Hah, I may even tell my friends to come and read your stuff too!

Ichi

Dear Ichi,
I don't know what "purloined" means. I went to look it up in my dictionary, but there are only like 6 "P" words and they're mostly farm animals with big pictures that take up most of the page. And even then, some pages are stained with bourbon and pretty much unreadable. I'm guessing it means "to stick one's hand in a disk drive and pull until poems come out." Which I think isn't covered by federal copyright laws anyway.




Hello,

I checked your website http://www.livingindefinitely.com/ and I believe it is compatible with mine, and I think it would be great to make a link exchange. My name is Paul Cabay and this is my site: www.utyx.com/math.

What do you say? If the answer is yes then all you have to do is to visit my online submission form http://www.utyx.com/math/form.html and introduce your data there and your link will be up on my site in a few hours.

Thank you kindly!

Paul Cabay

Dear Paul,
Huh. I thought we've been over this. Ok, I'm still on board for our little internet venture here. I'll fill out your form right after this.




Dear Dave,

I wonder why Sloane hasn't been on Movies For Guys Who Like Movies on cable. It sounds like a total GUY movie!

Genn, Philly

Dear Glenn,
I actually thought about that the other day, but I think I may not be a very good judge of what should be on Movies For Guys Who Like Movies. I wrote to them last year, and said can you guys play "Shaving Private Ryan" or "Bitches of Madison County." TNT wrote back, saying they're "not that kind of network" and they were NOT very nice about it.




Hello,

I checked your website http://www.livingindefinitely.com/ and I believe it is compatible with mine, and I think it would be great to make a link exchange. My name is Paul Cabay and this is my site: www.utyx.com/math.

What do you say? If the answer is yes then all you have to do is to visit my online submission form http://www.utyx.com/math/form.html and introduce your data there and your link will be up on my site in a few hours.

Thank you kindly!

Paul Cabay

Dear Paul,
What the hell, man. I thought we were tight, I don't know what this is about here. Oh, by the way, I went to your little site, and what's all this "math" business? Are you some kind of smart guy? With your "adding?" Pfff. Whateva.